A Conversation with Freddy

Are you still in the doghouse, Freddy?

Did you get your wife the manni and peddi?

Along with the great big fluffy white Teddy?

From the Lion King gift store designed like the Serengeti?

I was at the hospital a week ago, I spoke with your boy Lenny

Said if it wasn't for the anti-venom after stepping on the Gaboon Viper, the results would have been deadly

Early hospital discharge? Doctor said he wasn't ready.

Until the antibiotics circulated his bloodstream he couldn't leave until his heart rate became steady

Then he met a black nurse named Betty

Voluptuous young thing, and she was extra friendly

He didn't eat hospital food, she got him home cooked spaghetti

He said after exchanging BBM pins and a FB friendship they'd head to his place for a sexual medley

And then they got married! Confetti!