I wrote it all on the back of a napkin

One day while at the office, my colleague walked in wearing an ensemble similar to Olivia Munn pictured above. I was having lunch at my desk, and decided to scribble down on a napkin how nice she looked.

I wrote it all on the back of a napkin .... (the beginning)

Hey you, tall, graceful, living, breathing affirmation of your own aesthetic appeal as fact,

You with the grey skirt and pink shirt with the buttons down the back

Stunning visuals + your scent of a woman throws an observer's thought process off track

Watch them lay down their backpacks, trying to find the words to express which they lack

Physically you're like a deck of cards - stacked!

Images stayed with fans overnight till dawn cracked

Even illuminating the previous night when it was pitch black

In your presence, suitors sing "Killing Me Softly" by Roberta Flack

And what about the rumors that staring at you cures cataracts?

"IT WAS LIKE WINNING THE LOTTERY!!" he screamed, when all he did with you was interact

Reality Tv: "The Uber eligible Bachelorette." - Watch how savagely the competitors attack

..... several napkins (the end)